things girls dont like about boys
- "ew stop talking about tampons tmi"
- *draws penis on literally everything*
- "whoa chill out it’s just a joke"
- "yeah it’s 8 inches"
- "she looks like such a bitch"
- "lmao im such a lesbian"
- "if you like girls why dont you dress like one"
- "Yeah childbirth hurts but have you ever been kicked in the balls"
"period cramps cant be that bad”
"Jesus. Are you on your period?
don’t stay up late on sleepovers with me i get really philosophical and gay
i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday
i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress